Context: player is being introduced to another player that had time-traveled terminator style into the past (to prevent the plague that causes geese to burst out of the infected person’s chest alien-style, killing them instantly)

P1: what is it like in the future?

P2: Well, it’s all pretty great, except that everyone is dead. And the geese won. Oh, and the robot prostitutes. Chafing is a problem, and it’s a titch cold, yknow?

P1: What a travesty! Speak to me no more of your metallic prostitutes!