Anonymous
asked:
What would you do if you woke up one day 30 cm shorter?
answered:

Revel in my lack of back, neck and leg cramps.

gearholder

that would make you 159 cm no?

chefpyro

Actually I measured myself recently and I’ve grown another two cm over whatever number of years it’s been since I last measured.

I’m 1,91 metres now. So I would be 1,61.

gearholder

…ok so going by this handy dandy chart

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