haberdashing:

Taken verbatim from the page for SCP-2780:

“The house containing SCP-2780 is to be occupied by Foundation security officers to prevent unauthorized access. To prevent unnecessary attention from neighbors and municipal authorities, the on-site security officers should portray themselves as a couple in a committed relationship to all neighbors and passers-by; the house will be deeded in their name for legal purposes.”

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(via perelka-l)