gearholder
asked:
Pizza? For really? wow dud, that's like just a tier below hot dogs for "saddest foods for singles" u_u
But duud, you gotta actually have the strenght to go out for burgz, pizza is way more sad cuz you can call it to be delivered while you loaf around at home
Like, wow man at least treat yoself to some fancy artisanal pizza or some shit u_u