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2/10/16 - SCP504, “Critical Tomatoes”

SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been “murdered by his lunch”.  The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP-504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.

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