What I know about Miraculous Ladybug as someone who doesn’t watch Miraculous Ladybug

• Magical Girl anime about a dweeb and a child star
  
• Marinette likes Adrien who is Chat Noir who likes Ladybug who is Marinette who likes Adrien who is…
• Love rectangle made of only two characters
• Wtf does Hawkmoth do the other 98% of his life? Does he sit in that tower thing 24/7?
• Mothman is/is not/is maybe(?) Adrien’s dad
• Adrien’s dad is a huge asshole
• Roughly 5 episodes and 40,000 shipping fanfics
• Heartstrings??
• Let Adrien eat food 2k16
• Cat puns
• Everyone gets Randy Cunningham stank’d
• Give Alya her own episode her character design is A+++
• Artist friend. Is also unfortunate.
• Why are these kids magic to start?
• Chat Noir’s hammy af
• like 4 different most-popular ships but all of them are the same two people
• Adrien voice “A buddy of mine saw Chat Noir take his shirt off and he said Chat Noir had an eight pack. That he was shredded.”