the-great-mighty-dick:

eatthebufflo:

the-great-mighty-dick:

things that make me wanna hate Star Wars:

me: man Boba Fett and Darth Maul didn’t really do anything

some nerd: UH WELL THEY’RE BOTH REALLY BADASS

me: Boba Fett stands around and dies like a little bitch and Darth Maul rides around and dies like a slightly less little bitch

some nerd: yea in the MOVIES they don’t do anything BUT IN THE EXTENDED UNIVERSE THEY BOTH SURVIVE AND DO ALL SORTS OF CRAZY COOL SHIT

me: yea cool but if you’re not going to convey them as such in the base material and expect everyone to dig past the movies to see anything cool in them besides their designs then what’s the goddamn point

seriously though what’s the point? my interest in Star Wars ends at “they’re movies,” so as far as i’m concerned these characters just suck shit and are a monument of cruddy character writing techniques

not to mention how “12-year-old writing fanfic” their stories are. “oh Boba just climbed back out of the Sarlaac pit nbd” and “oh Darth Maul just climbed right back out of that bottomless pit without his fucking legs and built new ones because he’s that smart now”

B..but robot laser man

Originally posted by owslaporn

HE ALSO LOOKS COOL BUT THEN DIES TWO MINUTES LATER IN THE MOVIES

Bro tip: don’t ever watch the movies, they’re nothing but soap operas about the Bitchwalker family. Only get into the derivate material.

(via newnamed)