Arin and Dan's delightful text exchange

Dan Yo, donut puncher! What time would you like to start tomorrow?

Arin Twelve, Boo.

Arin Also, don't ever fucking call me donut puncher again. I will fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. I will fucking murder your face. Fuck you.

Arin My Mother called me a donut puncher. You know what I did? I fucking killed her, I fucking killed her. I fucking murdered her face. Fuck her.

Dan Cool, see you at twelve!

Arin See you tomorrow!