deeceeoh: Ey, happy birthday. Just take it easy and have a good time today. ♥

TAKING IT EASY IS FOR CHUMPS, I WANNA CATCH AND EAT A GODDAM DINOSAUR, AND NOT EVEN IN THAT ORDER; I WANNA SEE THE TOP OF THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN, UPSIDE DOWN, AT 56 METERS PER SECOND; I WANNA TAKE ON THE MIGHT OF A STORM AND PRomptly die because fuck man I’m still human, I ain’t shit in front of a bolt of thunder, wtf this was a terrible idea, rewind.