I don’t even like Red Lobster and I’ll go there just for the cheddar biscuits, and if I’m gonna go there, you’re gonna go there, ‘cause they’re amazing. YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS. YOUR ASS WILL BE AT RED LOBSTER. EVERY WEEK. TO SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR. DOWN YOUR HOLE. AND YOU KNOW IT YOU FAT FUCK.
Michael Vincent “Rage Quit” Jones