• Idiot with extensive knowledge of useless hermeneutics, semiotics, semantics, rethorics and other -tics related to human perception of reality having lewd thoughts of girls.
  
• Busty blonde with purple eyes and exceptional fighting prowess staring at him disapprovingly for said thoughts. Almost jealous-like.
  
• Third wheel watching the two from the sidelines.
  
• Token smol friend floating around like smols tend to do.

…where was I going with this