jettison37:

roachpatrol:

vastderp:

thealphapigeon:

thelibrarina:

squeeful:

thesylverlining:

rick-draws-things:

mugglebornandraised:

THIS BOOK
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FUCKING BOOK
THIS SHIT WAS WTNV BEFORE IT EXISTED
THIS SHIT WAS CRAZY
THEY MADE ICE-CREAM THAT TASTED LIKE THE INSIDE OF KIDS MOUTHS BUT EVERYONE COULD TASTE IT BUT THE ACTUAL KID
THE SCHOOL WAS MISSING A FLOOR
THIS SHIT BOTH RUINED AND MADE MY CHILDHOOD

@pricefielf

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND

THIS SHIT WAS MY CREEPY CHILD *AESTHETIC* BEFORE I KNEW WHAT AN “AESTHETIC” WAS

ONE OF THE KIDS WAS A DEAD RAT UNDER A PILE OF RAINCOATS PRETENDING TO BE A KID, AND HE SNUCK INTO THE SCHOOL AND WENT TO CLASS

the kicker: this was not the first time this had happened at this BIZARRE-ASS SCHOOL. NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY *SURPRISED* ABOUT THIS. 

My fave.

There is no Miss Zarves.

There is no nineteenth story.

Sorry.

How about the kid that fell asleep and rolled out a window and landed on the gym teacher unscathed

these books fucked me up good. wasn’t one kid a potato?

christ and the kid who got stuck in the class that didn’t exist and started not existing too that fucked me up EAT A DICK MISS ZARVES

was there a story about a pencil sharpener that make your fingers sharp so you could write on your tests in your own blood and get perfect grades but you would be dying, or did i just dream about that?

Pretty sure you dreamed up the last one. 

(via firesuperstar)