askterry: So are you going to get your head shaved or just cut it short?

chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

:

i’m thinking of getting… The Curie

which would be shorter than it’s been in, like, ever

Go to the barber with that picture and scream “TURN ME INTO THIS ROBOT”

i will not. i would be banished from the establishment. i normally wouldn’t mind that much, but then i’d have to reschedule. i hate rescheduling.

Just go more subtly then like

Barber: “What will it be fam?”
You: “Just French my shit up”
Barber: “Say no more”