metallikato:

madhouse94:

jakeenglishvs:

spacetime-in-a-box:

I FOUND A FUCKING BIN FILLED TO THE GOD DAMN BRIM WITH THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT. IS IT JUICE?!?!?! IS IT SODA?!!?!??!?! NO IT’S JUST FUCKING PURPLE STUFF. 8 FLUID OUNCES OF PURE PURPLE BULLSHIT. 

FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW THIS COULD BE TROLL BLOOD OR SOME SHIT. 

WHO EVEN MAKES A DRINK AND FUCKING CALLS IT “PURPLE STUFF" IT’S LIKE THEY DIDN’T EVEN TRY. 

HEY WE JUST MADE THIS PURPLE SHIT AND IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CALL IT JIM?!?!?!?

HOW ABOUT “PURPLE STUFF", SIR?!?!?!?

FUCKING BRILLIANT.

PSA PURPLE STUFF IS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF AN ENERGY DRINK ITS A MOTHER FUCKING RELAXATION DRINK THATS LEGAL AS SHIT AND NOT GODDAMN COUPH SYRUP AND SODA ITS BASICALLY SMALL DOSES OF ROSE HIPS, VALIUM ROOT, AND OTHER SOPORIFICS THAT ARE THE SHIT AND WILL MAKE YOU REALLLLLY DROWSY OR FALL ASLEEP LIKE THE LAZY FUCK YOU ARE IF U CHUG IT BUT SIPPING THAT FINE WINE OF SLEEPY FUCKING GOODNESS OVER A PERIOD OF TIME RELAXES YOU AND YOUR BODY AND CAN BE QUITE SOOTHING MOTHERFUCKER

 

(Source: somnire, via monsieur-lecter)