firesuperstar
a good scenario

star fucking runs across like 3 lanes of heavy traffic to pet a dog on the other side of the street

marco almost has a heart attack

trapped-in-cartoon-hell

on the way back across she gets hit by a truck and is flung like 80 feet down the road. marco actually has a heart attack. star is completely fine

firesuperstar

Star just giggles and goes “That was fun!”

Marco is .. not ok

gearholder

You kids need to chill the fuck down holy shit :|