I’m fucking addicted to the sky

I will inform evildoers of the privileges the great old ones have in our society

I’m…a…cat?? 

Wtf am i

I can assume a location of some sort

i give lethal doses of logic to the people of tumblr? 

i destroy sjws, nice.

OOOHHHH I GET TO BE A SAIYAN!
I THROW ROSES AT PEOPLE

I have the power of being a decent person… Huh…

I fire powerful beams of oppression out of my white cis male dick. My weakness though is that I’m bi so I don’t have the full power.

Fire breathing like a dragon… Fuck yes

cosmic spiders? i’m a spider with cosmic powers? i  throw spiders with cosmic powers at people? what?

I shoot infinite crescent rolls.

I passively exert communism

Think this

but instead of water it’s darkness. -.-

I’m delicious and deliver sweet baked goods to the hungry boys and girls of this world.