piratedashmod: Mass hypnosis is a funny thing. One time, we had one during a school assembly, and there were about 10 volunteers. When the guy making the hypnosis told the victims that they were naked, everyone ran and hid behind something. Everyone except for the tall, lanky, creepy kid. He proudly stood up, no shame in his movements. He pointed to his nose, then to his groin, while mouthing the words 'Big nose, big hose'. It was a riot and everyone was laughing their butts off. He works as a carnie now.

pfFFT