aries come at me scrublord im fuckin ripped

taurus (takes you to McDonald's just to tell you how much they McFreakin love you)

gemini (hands u a note saying 'my ass')

cancer hey wanna hold hands? (holds ur hand, immediately slams it down on the table) IM THE ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION

leo if i was a dog, i would wag my tail whenever i saw you

virgo (wakes up one day with you as the first thought in their mind) ...... wtf

libra i love you...........tube videos of cats do you wanna watch one with me?

scorpio (holds your hand) this better be clean

sagittarius i thirst-followed you, and it was the best decision of my life <3

capricorn you are the least terrible person I know

aquarius (sends u a meme saying 'u meme the world to me')

pisces (confesses in the snow while shooting stars fly overhead. immediately hands u a binder reading 'wedding plans')