Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

how the signs say 'I love you'

  • aries:come at me scrublord im fuckin ripped
  • taurus:(takes you to McDonald's just to tell you how much they McFreakin love you)
  • gemini:(hands u a note saying 'my ass')
  • cancer:hey wanna hold hands? (holds ur hand, immediately slams it down on the table) IM THE ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION
  • leo:if i was a dog, i would wag my tail whenever i saw you
  • virgo:(wakes up one day with you as the first thought in their mind) ...... wtf
  • libra:i love you...........tube videos of cats do you wanna watch one with me?
  • scorpio:(holds your hand) this better be clean
  • sagittarius:i thirst-followed you, and it was the best decision of my life <3
  • capricorn:you are the least terrible person I know
  • aquarius:(sends u a meme saying 'u meme the world to me')
  • pisces:(confesses in the snow while shooting stars fly overhead. immediately hands u a binder reading 'wedding plans')
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