how the signs say 'I love you'

• aries:come at me scrublord im fuckin ripped
• taurus:(takes you to McDonald's just to tell you how much they McFreakin love you)
• gemini:(hands u a note saying 'my ass')
• cancer:hey wanna hold hands? (holds ur hand, immediately slams it down on the table) IM THE ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION
• leo:if i was a dog, i would wag my tail whenever i saw you
• virgo:(wakes up one day with you as the first thought in their mind) ...... wtf
• libra:i love you...........tube videos of cats do you wanna watch one with me?
• scorpio:(holds your hand) this better be clean
• sagittarius:i thirst-followed you, and it was the best decision of my life <3
• capricorn:you are the least terrible person I know
• aquarius:(sends u a meme saying 'u meme the world to me')
• pisces:(confesses in the snow while shooting stars fly overhead. immediately hands u a binder reading 'wedding plans')