MBTI as The Onion Headlines

jung-money:

ENFJ: Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast
ENTJ: It’s Terrifying To Think That In 1,000 Years, All Of Us Will Be Forgotten Except For Me
ENFP: Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
ENTP: Get Ready, Folks, ‘Cause This Is The Greatest Late-To-Work Excuse You’ve Ever Heard
ESFJ: Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death
ESTJ: Area Man Coasting By On Good Looks, Work Ethic, In-Depth Knowledge Of Virginia Real Estate Law
ESFP: You Meet The Most Interesting People Kicking Open Random Bathroom Stalls
ESTP: Looking Back On My Life, I Guess My Biggest Regret Is Trying To Fight That Alligator 5 Minutes Ago
INFJ: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
INTJ: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
INFP: Child Slavery Gives Area Activist Something To Do With Her Evenings
INTP: Area Man A Walking Encyclopedia Of Everything Except Leading A Normal Life
ISFJ: I Want You To Know I’m Just Trying To Replace Your Mom
ISTJ: Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
ISFP: Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels…
ISTP: Standard Deviation Not Enough For Perverted Statistician

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