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asked:
Yo tell us a sappy-ass sinterklaas bedtime story to get the mood going >:y
answered:

dude there are no “sinterklaas stories” like that’s not how it works

uhhh SINTERKLAAS KILLED A GUY AND THE COPS WERE LIKE “U KILLED A GUY” AND SINTERKLAAS WAS LIKE “nah” AND HE WAS SINTERKLAAS AND SHIT SO THEY LET HIM GO THE END

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I MEANT LIKE A STORY OF WHEN YOU GOT SHITFACED WITH OTHER PEOPLE AT A SINTERPARTY OR EVEN IF YA HAVE SINTERPARTIES LIKE WTH MAN TELL US WHAT’S CUSTOMARY TO DO

I FOR ONE ONLY KNOW ABOUT THE OLD BEARDO AND THE CHIMNEY GUY, BUT LIKE, WHAT DO THEY DO, WEHRE DO THEY GO? >:Y

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