Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
YOUR LAWYER IS A GRAHAM CRACKER, DANIEL
The judge is fudge and the prosecutor a huge marshmallow, so let’s get this legal s’more done and over with
the court will begin with evidence of your unfortunate past by premiering it across the entire room in a fourth dimensional display
Exhibits A through K include but are not limited to the various moments when you ran out of toilet paper, stepped on chewed bubblegum, slipped on wet floor and faced a speaking to a multitude stuttering for a solid minute.
How convenient, im writing this from the restroom
Heed the warning of the yellow signs, look both sides before advancing, and roll for initiative.
whoops I slipped,
there goes all my pocket ravioli
Bae catches u slippin, posts pic to the internet and it goes viral. The court now has additional evidence against you. Your cat leaves the house in embarrassment.
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Bae catches u slippin, posts pic to the internet and it goes viral. The court now has additional evidence against you....
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whoops I slipped,there goes all my pocket ravioli
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transsalamander reblogged this from gearholder and added: I’m pretty sure Judge Fudge is far too busy being delicious to preside over such a case.
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