jerkyhooves
asked:
My lawyer will be speaking for me
answered:

YOUR LAWYER IS A GRAHAM CRACKER, DANIEL

gearholder

The judge is fudge and the prosecutor a huge marshmallow, so let’s get this legal s’more done and over with

extradan

the court will begin with evidence of your unfortunate past by premiering it across the entire room in a fourth dimensional display

gearholder

Exhibits A through K include but are not limited to the various moments when you ran out of toilet paper, stepped on chewed bubblegum, slipped on wet floor and faced a speaking to a multitude stuttering for a solid minute.

extradan

How convenient, im writing this from the restroom 

gearholder

Heed the warning of the yellow signs, look both sides before advancing, and roll for initiative.