slimetony:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

slimetony:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

slimetony:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

slimetony:

whole pack of gum fell off my desk and now it’s fucking gone I can’t fucking find it I just wanted some gum

here dude, want some of mine?

you’ve already opened it it’s tainted

What The God Damn Hell Is Your Damage?

Who even unwraps thheir gum like that you tore it open, like a caveman

You. You. I Tried To Extend The Hand Of Kindness. To Lend You Help When You Were Down. You Lost Something. I Tried To Replace What You Had Lost. And What Do You Do To Me? You Spit In My Face- No, You Throw The Metaphorical Dirt Of Rejection Into My Face. You Are Mean To Me. You Insult Me. You Dont Appreciate Anything I

You offer me this gum, this putrid mangled impure gum thjat I NEVER asked for, and when I say no, when I deny you, you throw this… fit!!! never have I ever been more embarrased for my fellow man youc omplete and absolutlle fool. you utter child

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