I should clear this up.

deeceeoh:

@gearholder has a blonde fetish.

I do not have a blonde fetish.

Linkle just happens to set off my cuteness proximity BIG TIME

@gearholder‘s inability to control himself around any fictional female blonde is causing us to clash, especially given the lewd thoughts he has for her.

HEY. It’s not a fetish, it’s 1/5 of a whole hair fetish spectrum ù///ú