Things to say to your Partner in bed:

haiku-oezu:

steven-splatooniverse:

• Boss, get down!

• He’s coming too?

• Thank you, boss!

• You’re pretty good

• Kept you waiting, huh?

• What took you so long?

• Whose footprints are these?

•  HQ, come in!

• Patrol here, enemy sighted!

• Switching to alert status

EDIT
• Pequod is in hot, find cover!

• cover fire! In hot!

• Don’t push yourself, fall back to a safe position.

• Spit it out!
• What happened? Are you hurt? Try a little harder next time.

(via neonchurro)