whatevenisaquid: Let's go with my b-day. 725¥ into the magic vending machine.


Item description: “[REDACTED]’s Bakery - Bona Fide Hagelslag”, a light-brown box containing two slices of white bread and two small plastic bags with chocolate sprinkles. Labelling in Dutch translates as “You fuckin make it then™, if you’re so god damn smart”.