cptwaddle: Right I found someone exactly like you in the Undertale game. Tall, strong, likes fighting, very aggressive cook, will be your friend just to prove she can, lesbian and is secretly a super softy who doesn't know how to express herself. Undyne is almost exactly you. Apart from being a fish person and head of the royal guard. Unless you are secretly head of the royal guard of something.

chefpyro:

cptwaddle:

chefpyro:

mito551:

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… Your point being?

play undertale?

Eh, I would, but there’s this thing called money and how I do not have it, so.

My point was I know about the secret Netherlands’s royal army and the plans to take over.

shit

So Undertale is an allegory for the Nethers invasion.. tale… 

It all makes sense now! D: