mark-fuckface

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

dead8ug

Sir that is a hamburger.

phil-is-my-cat

i think this is the best post ever ok

raisedyoufromperdition

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

markfuckface

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

awesomeandallthat

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

cryonetics

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

phil-is-my-cat

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME

marvelove21

Are- Are you still gonna eat the burger?