Output: A cylindrical white device resembling a remote control, apart from a lack of physical buttons, which are instead projected in a touch-sensitive surface. One of the ends is rounded up and smooth, while the other is smooth yet flat and when handled it changes into a varying hue of red. The device seems to operate using a highly compressed battery made of an unknown material, which can be recharged by absorbing static electricity released from objects coming into contact with the device.

When the red end is aimed at a person within 3 meters from the device and the buttons touched, a varying amount of endorphines is released, bodily temperature raises, and other physiological responses corresponding to sexual arousal responses respective to the biological sex of the subject become apparent. All test subjects were able to reach climax after exposure during varying lenghts of time.

The endorphine rush may render the subject unable to operate normally, but only to the predicted level respective to their body capabilities. Going farther away than the 3 meter mark reduces the strength of the effects, and getting closer doesn’t seem to affect it. Obstacles able to block high frequency electromagnetic waves (of about 100PHz) seem to be the only way to protect a subject from the device’s effects.

Notes: “Due to a substantial amount of continuous testing, we were able to discern a lot of this thing’s properties. Maybe researchers enjoyed ‘testing’ with this thing a bit too much.” - Site Director E. Gere.