Test repeated by request from Agent Tecolote.

Input: One (1) Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Setting: Rough.

Output: A perfectly cubic block with sides about 10 cm long made of an unknown organic material. Touching the cube makes the subject feel satiated after 5 seconds, bloated and nauseous after 10 and [DATA EXPUNGED] after 20 seconds of exposure. Analysis of both living and dead test subjects’ stomachs reveals no anomalies.

All test subjects invariably complain of “a lack of pickles in their meal” after breaking contact with the cube.

“Ok what the shit?” - Site Director E. Gere.