theurlgoeshere: Gear, I wanna run the Space Jam Soundtrack through 914 on Fine.

Input: One (1) cassette tape containing the soundtrack for the movie “Space Jam”

Setting: Fine

Output: Five (5) tickets for a concert to be held in the United Center stadium, dated for [DATA EXPUNGED]. The concert features all of the artists who took part in the soundtrack for the movie. The meaning behind the number of tickets is under discussion.