know what, I haven’t done any testing of my own have I?

ok here goes:

Money entered: 525 yen
Item description: A bottle of “GRASS POWAH!” brand natural juice, produced by the Gearholder Foundation. Packaging in Portuguese, stating manufacture was done by a Brazilian subsidiary located in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Marked as “Paraíso Mix”, it is a mix of extracts from Paullinia cupana, Passiflora edulis, and Mangifera indica fruits. Lacks preservatives but somehow the expiration date is not due until ██/██/████.

Notes: Suck my cog, DC. - Site Director E. Gere.