I’mma delete one of those zeros, it’s bad enough that I’m violating protocol by going above 500 yen, and admittedly that Dauntless Bonanza incident could’ve been avoided quite easily by doing this.

“orz

Money entered: 1300 yen
Item description: One “Balanced Food ‘CalorieMate’ Block”, maple flavored. Package in English, severely damaged, as if exposed to the elements for a long period. Close analysis reveals the item to be 70 years old at the least, which is inconsistent with the time at which  Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co. began production of the item.