zedrin-maybe: I have ¥750, now tell me why we're giving you money.

I’m doing a lil cheeky writing of random pandimensional foods and drinks as would be dispensed by SCP-261 cuz it’s fun comin up with the things and also cuz it’s inclusive for whoever wants to send a ask. Kind of baiting for attention as well I guess but mostly just for the fun of it, yeh - 3-

Basically it’s a one-sided roleplaying now that I think about it :T

ANYWAYS:

Money entered: 750 yen
Item description: An unlabeled, thin, metallic cylinder with a button on one end that opens a circular orifice on the other end when pressed.

It dispenses a single small sphere, brown in coloration. When eaten, test subjects reported a familiar taste and texture of beef, bread and melted cheese, and a feeling of fullness after eating one. After dispensing 15 spheres, the cylinder apparently became empty, as no more spheres would come out, though no change in weight was observed.

Examination of the hole yields no result, as it seems to connect to a small chamber fit to store only one of the spheres at a time. Attempts to analyze internal structure of the device are underway.