stimpatch: 2000 YEN

Alright resuming testing. Yes there is a 24 hours wait after 10 uses of the machine but we also have SCPs able to accelerate time, idk why those other gutless fools refuse to cross-test even these skips, they’re harmless enough - .-

ANYWAY:

Money entered: 2000 yen
Item description: “FlaveGasms: Yellow Vibes” a bag containing 53 jelly beans. Flavors include mango, pineapple, orange, banana and kiwi. Logo in English, packaging in Dutch. Approximately 3 minutes after consumption, if the consumer is a biological male, the testicles will begin to produce a viscous substance of the same flavor as the jelly bean for a duration of approximately 5 hours. Testing in animals yields same results.

38 units remain after combined testing (using up 14 units) and incident 261-GH20. Both researchers involved reprimanded and reminded to keep intimate matters for another time. Analysis of chemical composition for reverse engineering is underway.