frosty-mage-stuff: 500 yen, lesgo.

Money entered: 500 yen
Item description: “Porn Flakes - Frosted”, plastic bowl of corn-based cereal, noted to come from [REDACTED], Canada. Packaging in both English and French. Instructions indicate need for consumer to just add water. Testing proves that upon consumption the subject experiences desire to engage in erotic activities. Warning: Only for ages 18 and up.

Notes: The Canadians mass-producing aphrodisiacs, who would’ve though…