Just a foreword: Due to safety concerns, all tests will be performed with the machine being powered u .u

Money entered: 1000 yen
Item description: Provolone & Pepperoni “Pocket-Hots”. A cardboard box contaning 12 rectangular pastries, approximately the size of a Poptart, in individual metallic foil wrapping.

Package in English instructs the consumer to put a piece inside one’s pocket and let the body heat warm it up. Testing confirms the wrapping conducts and retains heat for this purpose, allowing the “Hots” to be eaten fresh out of the “Pocket” [sic].

Temperature of the box at retrieval of -12ªC indicates storage is done in refrigeration.