nintendo 1995 hey kids, trade pokemon with your friends to catch em all!

nintendo 1999 hey kids, here

s some new pokemon and adventures to talk with your friends about!

nintendo 2002 kids, heres a bunch of secret bases you can use to their fullest by meeting with new people, and bunch of pokemon you can only get at events we'll host!

nintendo 2006 hey, look, even more bases and event pokemon!

nintendo 2009 HERE'S A LITERAL PEDOMOTER. TAKE A HINT.

nintendo 2010 WE ARE CUTTING OFF AREAS OF THE GAME IF YOU DONT MEET OTHER PEOPLE

nintendo 2013 WE HAVE CREATED AN ENTIRE NEW LAYER OF CUSTOMIZATION AND IN GAME REALITY SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SOCIALIZATION AND MEETING PEOPLE

nintendo 2015 FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST GO OUTSIDE ALREADY!!!!!