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Why Senator Armstrong is a better presidential candidate than Donald Trump:

• Armstrong isn’t greedy, just batshit insane
• Trump is greedy AND batshit insane
• Armstrong wants to make America great again by returning power to the people
• Trump wants to make America great again by banishing all non-white people
• Armstrong doesn’t care about where you’re from as long as you fight for your dreams and is an equal opportunity employer
  
• Trump believes if you’re from certain parts of the world that you are a murdering drug-abusing rapist
• Armstrong offers cybernetics and a good paying job to veterans
  
• Trump thinks that POWs are cowards
• Armstrong has youth programs to get poor children off the street and prepare them for a career
• Trump could care less about the poor
• Armstrong can break the president in two with his bare hands
• Trump can’t

Senator Armstrong for President 2016

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