frosty-mage-stuff: When it is your birthday, are you suddenly a year older?

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato, injected with 50 ml of nitroglycerine
Subject: Frosty.
Result: Tomato was placed in secure launch site and exposed to pun. It clocked in at 260 mph without incident, until it hit a pigeon 400 miles away from point of origin. No change in speed observed. Pigeon exploded as expected.

Ok so lighter materials have at least less of an effect on the speed, that’s good to know - .-

5 tomatos remain