micchy-did-nothing-wrong: If a doe gave birth near you, you could be a Deer Holder.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato, split in two.
Subject: Forge.
Result: Tomato slices placed 10 meters away from each other. Both clocked in at 217 mph, at angles apparently parallel to one another.

A Foundation outpost located ██ miles away reported sighting of two flying halves of a tomato clash with one another into a pulpy explosion akin to a firework, ██ minutes after testing.