Anonymous: I once knew a guy who could bend metal with his bear hands, he could have done great things, but he was only interested in oragami, he was the gear folder.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Anonymous.
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Testing with unidentified sources for puns are as of now forbidden by orders of site director ████████ ████.
Two D-Class personnel dispatched for clean-up of test chamber.