“You cock juggling thundercunt, what else do you put in there? bell peppers for spice? guacamole made with mayonaisse? yellow cheese? …lettuce?”

You pretty just described Taco Time’s “authentic Mexican food”.

http://www.tacotimecanada.com/menu-and-nutrition/super-burritos

https://d309cd6updicdi.cloudfront.net/videos/e172fe0a1ad12bd0c56a64f5623949aa/mp4