Ma’am I must inform you that all cockroaches belonging to the Gearholder Foundation© are well inventorized and catalogued accordingly.

Any and all misplacements of individuals is reprimandable, in the case of being the result of negligency from members of staff, and punishable by law in the case of a deliberate harm caused by an involved third party. All liabilities are null and void on the behalf of the Gearholder Foundation©, and a lawsuit will ensue to reclaim compensation for the lost specimen.

In short: you better not have killed it or I’ll see you in court jackass~♥