I too must confess my sins….

My favorite animal….is not the kuhli loach!

*sobs* its owls! *breaks down* my life is a lie!

I’m actually a very predictable person, if you’ve known me for a few years.

I like Koreans. Why my URL is ‘Unkorea’ is a mystery. 

I don’t actually like vodka :V

I’m not a coyote.

I…. m-my… clan…. is no longer small *drops head into hands sobbing*

…my URL says it’s allthesepixeldragons, but I mostly post humanized art >n>

I don’t know what the fuck I am

i love cats

I dusted the place.

i’m actually a pile of rats, not mice

i’m illuminati

i’ve never attended a webinar in my life

contrary to popular opinion, i do not fuck vriska serket

It was just a phase, and god it’s not my life

Im actually an accepted member of society….

I am far from a “rolla.”  I haven’t rolled really at all since I was a little kid.

I’m 100% Phoenix DK :D

Several people have been brained by saucepans, thrown out of tower blocks…. but I’m not one of them.

I actually tend to blend in.