chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: what the fuck are you doing

SCP-914: The Clockworks.

After extended time spent in research on and with SCP-914, the following proposal regarding its nature may be made with a significant degree of certainty: SCP-914 was not designed as an industrial device. Nor was it primarily a scientific device. Its primary function appears to be as a form of entertainment. After review of the recovery notes, and evaluation of the test logs, it appears that SCP-914 was designed to create the most “novel” items possible, with no regard for practicality or function - .-

A short review of settings, as well:

Rough: Destruction of the item.
Coarse: Disassembly of the item into component parts.
1:1: Direct integration of multiple items, or “re-interpretation” of singular items.
Fine: Refinement of items, often with a blending or “re-interpretation” of base states.
Very Fine: Total “re-interpretation”, often times using only the base compounds of items.

Because Im bored I’ve decided to “refine” asks sent to me. Taxonomically, categorically, semiotically, semantically, rethorically, epithemologically, whatever the fuck I see fit.

Like those other times I said something dumb and then everyone wanted to be a part of it, like the agents codenames, redemption codes, that kinda shit.
I just wanna be inclusive with ya’ll dorks cuz ilu~ - .-