lets find out. Everyone comment on this

hey

I’m watching chopped

poopey butt clan

it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted

let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment

i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh

WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME

lmaooooooo this update is awful

Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.

K I L L M E

Memes But With Puppies

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”

save the bees

i’m tired

why me

anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts

motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude

welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!

wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry

In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.

Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

tumblr is a 100% funcational website

Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG

What if your legs didn’t know they were legs

I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?

Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.

Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.

johnlock

I hate everything about this blue hellsite

DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.

hear it hurgling

AND STEVEN!

Coach said to fake right, break left Watch out for the pick and keep ya eye on the defense You gotta run, give and go Take the ball to the hole like a ol school pro He said don’t be afraid What ya waitin on? Shoot the outside J I gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game I gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game Gotta get'cha, get'cha head in the game Gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game Gotta get'cha, get'cha head in the game Gotta get'cha get'cha getcha head in the game

Dickbutt

BLEEB BLOOP I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING

I’m eating stale oreos for fun

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NASA Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed launches. I am trained in rocket science and I’m the top astronaut in the entire US space program. You are nothing to me but just another planet. I will orbit you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this solar system, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aerospace engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the launch, maggot. The launch that launches the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can launch you to the moon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rocket science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will launch shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

War War never changes.

♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ So raise your dong if you are wrong, in all the right ways.
♪ ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ♫ All my underdongs,
♫ ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ♪ We will never be never be anything but raised
♪ ヽ( ͡'◟◯ ͡’)ง ♫ and nitty gritty dirty little memes.
♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ Won’t you come on and come on and raise your dongs.
♪ ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ♫ Won’t you come on and come on and raise your dongs.

It’s just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s… things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin’ around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.

yikes,

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

it was me, Dio!

rosebud was his sled

Oooh

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

see, the thing is, we are all sinners

SOMETHING DARK STIRS IN THE DEPTHS OF THE HELLMOUTH we can FEEL it A HIVE ABOMINATION BRED FOR UNTHINKABLE EVIL WE MUST PIERCE THE VEIL OF THEIR summoning pits AND DESTROY THIS CREATURE BEFORE THE HIVE UNLEASH IT UPON US ALL - ikora rey

MEOW?

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There is no war in Ba Sing Se