Anonymous: You've heard of Gear Holder, now get ready for Cog Carrier.

We here at The Gearholder Foundation® would like to remind you that knockoff products, albeit cheaper in price, will never hold up to the quality standards of our own products, such as Irrational Rambles®, GRASS POWAH®, PATOOTIES BE DAMNED®, Succulent Babes® and many more.

Please do not support The Coghaver Industries© nor any of its subsidiaries, such as the Cog Carrier Express (pat. pend.).