Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

hinoneko:

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

In case of encounter with SCP-███: Marital Slide, contact Foundation personnel for immediate [DATA EXPUNGED].

(via endarkculi)

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